August 2011
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That awkward moment when you realize all of the...
…and then you say to yourself, at least my boyfriend would never do that.
…and you’re right.
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Seriously.
Some people on tumblr know Bennie and the Jets as “the 27 Dresses Song”….sad times.
Thank God for law school...
Lawyer: “When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?”
Other Lawyer: “Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.”
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“What are you looking at, cat? You know, you’re not to young to pick on.”
– My dad to our kitten
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Common Theme
Me: Hey Dad, wanna watch Match Point? It's a Woody Allen drama. It's really good.
Dad: Hmmm...what's it about?
Me: Well it's definitely not a comedy; it's about this man having an affair-
Dad: Of course it is...
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“Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
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Can Florence and Beyonce perform or record or...
Pretty please!
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Watchpaisleypark:
Beyonce at Glastonbury! The Beautiful Ones/Sex On Fire cover
Good Lord…
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Pandora.com -> Florence + The Machine
you’re welcome.
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